no. you can't hotbox the world.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
3pm strippers are depressing
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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