I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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