My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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