Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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