your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
