After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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