ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
where am i from again
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i drank out of a bidet.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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