Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
