Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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