Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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