i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The feeling are messing with the penis
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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