There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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