problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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