It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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