You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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