She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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