I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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