He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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