I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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