he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize
