redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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