so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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