so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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