I heard we made out
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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