ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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