Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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