love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
