There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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