Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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