you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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