Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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