Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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