But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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