he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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