I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
