Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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