if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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