My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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