Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Please, let me fuck your mom
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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