There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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