This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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