If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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