Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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