so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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