So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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