Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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