I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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