Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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