Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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