I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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