Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
there is glitter all over my balls
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