friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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