ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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