ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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