My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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