called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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